The other night I went to a live storytelling event at a bar. It was a fun time with friends.
But one of the storytellers’ tale was about meeting a woman he had met on the internet. She wasn’t “short and petite” how she had described herself, but taller and heavier. “I expected an hourglass figure, but she was more of a pear” he said. The rest of his story had more fat jokes, and more cruelty to this woman, and I got mad. I already had my sketchbook out so I doodled this.
The pear has the most detail because it’s Author Insertion, obviously.